Wednesday, September 14, 2005

It happens only in India!

Indian girl wed's lover's brother to beat the law!

Read this bizarre story here!

(Link via Aadisht on the IIMB intranet)


Dont let any bollywood guys get wind of this. This is an awesome Bollywood script - Akshaye Khanna as the younger bro, Akshay Kumar as the scheming elder bro, Kareena Kapoor is the heroine. To make things complicated, Kareena has an elder sis Bipasha Basu whom Akshay (Kumar) loves. Kareena eventually marries Akshay Kumar (as per plans) and seduces him one night (a la Ajnabee) and "finish matters". Akshaye (Khanna) gets despo and goes after Bips (who is sexier than Kareena any day) and falls in love with her. Finally after two years, a lot of confusion happens and Akshaye (Khanna) and Bips get married after the divorce does not happen.

In a brilliant sequel two years later, the 2 bros and sis go on a world tour together, sing songs in foreign locales, and rediscover their old loves. Both divorce and get married to the earlier ones. And they live happily ever after.

In the third part of the movie, Priyanka Chopra enters and seduces both the brothers. They divorce their wives and go after her only to find that Priyanka is the daughter of their own father (Anil Kapoor) who was seduced by Sridevi (a bar dancer in a special appearance) on a stormy and rainy night. The movie ends by Sridevi shooting down Anil Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra marrying her longtime boyfriend Salman Khan (in a special appearance).

Item numbers
The first plan of divorce-remarriage after two years can take place in a bar where Yana Gupta does an item number

In 2nd part, all of them go to a disco where some arbit DJ plays music and some pole dancing belly dancers frm Uzbekistan perform a strip dance while these pplbooze n njoi

In 3rd part, there will obviously b Sridevi in an item number as cabaret dancer. We can also manage a Katrina Kaif number on some beach on that "stormy rainy night" sequence.

For the girls, we can also have Abhishek Bachchan doing an item number somewhere to the Hindi version of "Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys, and John Abraham in another.

2 scribbles:

Blogger sheetal says...

genius!!! u can make it big in bollywood anyday lol!!!

7:24 PM  
Blogger Priyanka J Gupta says...

This is Hilarious and yet very much the way our bollywood movies r going. good work pal!

2:30 AM  

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